Finally, it is time for the official Power Pirate guacamole recipe. I never thought this day would come. I’ve been preparing for this all of my life. Why guacamole? Why now? These are questions with one answer: it’s great.

If you haven’t had guacamole in a while, or you are not sure whether or not you like it, it’s time to revisit. The classic combo of chips and guac has saved many a study-session at my house. I hope it can work wonders for you, too.

Guacamole Recipe

Serving Size: 2 people (eating well).

Skill level: beginner

Rating: E (for comic mischief)

Ingredients

  • 2 Avocados
  • 1-2 Lime(s) (or 2 tbsp. of lime juice)
  • 1/4 cup of Salsa
  • 3 tsp of salt
  • Passion

Bonus Ingredients

  • Hot sauce

Directions

  1. Cut the avocado in half, and remove the pit.
  2. Scoop out everything left inside the avocado using a spoon, and add it to a bowl.
  3. Mash with a fork.
  4. Add other ingredients to taste. All amounts are approximate. Use as much as you think you want.
  5. Experiment. Think it needs more salt? Add more salt.
  6. Enjoy!
  7. Send photos of yourself making or eating guacamole, and we’ll send you free stickers. (email to contact@powerpirate.com)