Finally, it is time for the official Power Pirate guacamole recipe. I never thought this day would come. I’ve been preparing for this all of my life. Why guacamole? Why now? These are questions with one answer: it’s great.

If you haven’t had guacamole in a while, or you are not sure whether or not you like it, it’s time to revisit. The classic combo of chips and guac has saved many a study-session at my house. I hope it can work wonders for you, too.

Guacamole Recipe

Serving Size: 2 people (eating well).

Skill level: beginner

Rating: E (for comic mischief)


  • 2 Avocados
  • 1-2 Lime(s) (or 2 tbsp. of lime juice)
  • 1/4 cup of Salsa
  • 3 tsp of salt
  • Passion

Bonus Ingredients

  • Hot sauce


  1. Cut the avocado in half, and remove the pit.
  2. Scoop out everything left inside the avocado using a spoon, and add it to a bowl.
  3. Mash with a fork.
  4. Add other ingredients to taste. All amounts are approximate. Use as much as you think you want.
  5. Experiment. Think it needs more salt? Add more salt.
  6. Enjoy!
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